spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.

I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.

by Shumph January 19, 2018

ignorant spoon

a shovel or a spoon that basically does nothing

hay man go grab me that ignorant spoon!

by btwig95 July 14, 2020

By the Great Horn Spoon

decent short book about two people going to find gold in California

By the Great Horn spoon is a book.

by idiotnumero1 April 27, 2021

silver spoon

in modern day street slang, a “silver spoon present” represents the use of heroin, as silver unlike other metals reduces the risk of toxins being released into the drug when ignited.

“she’ll never get her life together if she doesn’t get over that silver spoon”

by everyusernameiwantistaken November 24, 2020

Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,

Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”

by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018

Spoon

A nickname that is given in math class

Me: Hey Spoon
Spoon: Hey

by Macdnwljebfiu3bg August 30, 2019

Spoon

To Murderer Horribly Slowly with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Girl walks into the room and is hit on the knuckles by her friends who have all acquired spoons.

Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning'

youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

by spooningsally November 24, 2010