by ersea April 19, 2013
person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
by thaankspete October 15, 2017
by chev1927 May 05, 2018
A derogatory term for people of Asian descent, denoting the spoon-like nature of their cranial structure
by Suck my boot, dorkhead! January 28, 2024
Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.
by Sub-hub June 19, 2021
Description: SCP-59002 is a seemingly normal spoon that once dropped onto any fragile surface, such as glass or ceramic, will begin to repeatedly bounce and hit aforementioned surface to perfectly recreate the popular song ‘RUSH-E.’ After finishing a stretch of its song, it will fling itself to another fragile surface. Strangely, the beating the fragile surface receives from SCP-59002 has no immediate impact while the spoon is still playing, it is only after the spoon flings itself to another fragile object, that all the force applied to the previous object hits the object all at once & in perfect tune with the spoon’s song. Undoubtedly shattering the object. If the spoon is not stopped, it will continue to gain speed and power, eventually resulting in 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 being considered a fragile object to the spoon. Decimating entire skyscrapers. Thankfully, the spoon has not yet been let gain enough power to completely shatter earth before launching itself to neighboring planets.
by YaboiToast November 05, 2023
The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021