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Historia Reiss 

The queen of the empire. The beauty of the Scout Regiment. The Goddess among the cadets. Reiner's waifu. Historia Reiss is a term for a girl who is very kind, beautiful and a ripped guy's waifu. She has traits of a Goddess, helps people, is very generous, is very rich and possesses something very valuable. People of her kind are very rare and Historia Reiss's have a very tragic past. Some may consider her to be a mary-sue but she has her weaknesses

Pronunciation- hɪst(o)rIa Rhress or hɪst(o)ria Reiss or hɪst(ə)rIA Rice
Anne Leonhardt- Gosh, Krista is such an Historia Reiss. Your the only ripped guy in school don't tell me she's your waifu.
Reiner- Gosh, Krista is a Goddess, A queen, An angel who has fallen from the heavens. She is my future wife.
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Historia Reiss 

A character in the anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin. She is the lesbian queen who has no tolerance for anybody's bullshit.
Male: "Hey Historia Reiss, how about a date?"
Historia: "Fuck off."
Historia Reiss by ixaa September 18, 2016

historicism

Phenology in which the process-of-ontologization (making-of) of an object demonstrates itself in the final object as a narrative (motif (product)).

Part of the historicist (heuristicist) sequence: materialism, constructivism, and substantivism (substantialism).
"Heuristicism is a morpheme of the word "historicism."
historicism by tomorrowtomorrow January 20, 2019

historical dumbfounding 

The tendency to assume that because something is old, it never existed.
The tendency to believe that just because something happened a long time ago, it is rendered invalid.
The inability to realize that the age of an event does not negate its authenticity.
The inability to realize that just because something is not happening now does not mean it never happened.
1. Izzy was a victim of historical dumbfounding. Izzy hated reading history books because it all just happened too long ago.

2. Jim often found himself subject to historical dumbfounding. He couldn't believe that people existed before him that thought the same thing he did.

3. Alexandria was constantly in a state of historical dumbfounding. Alexandria didn't believe the fact that nearly 38 million people died of starvation and overwork in the Great Leap Forward, which lasted four years. It happened too long ago.
History, as rewritten by an authoritarian power for the purposes of manipulating the public.
American schools teach the civil war Hustory.
Hustory by NOLEG June 23, 2020

historical dialecticity 

The thesis that history is a struggle between people who believe in power and people who don't believe in power.
Historical dialecticity is a logical conclusion of historical materialism: that history is a struggle between agents of heirarchy and equality.

Historically Women's College 

Abbreviated as HWC. A term coined to reflect the changing environments of many colleges and universities that either formerly or currently only accept cisgender women. Referring to something as an HWC can either mean that it's now co-ed, that their policies regarding gender non-conforming and nonbinary individuals are more relaxed, or as a way to recognize the fact that not everyone who attends a college branded as "a women's college" is necessarily a woman.
Students attending a Historically Women's College often end up owning multiple pairs of sandals.
Hollins is by far the best Historically Women's College!