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by SMDave May 30, 2023
Get the Revere Beach mug.Same as "duck, duck, goose" except the word duck is replaced with beach and the word goose is replaced with bitch.
Basic rule explanation: Everyone sits in a circle except for the person chosen to be "it". They walk around the circle tapping the heads of the people saying "beach" or "bitch". The person claimed to be bitch then chases the person chosen to be "it" and, if "it" gets back to the bitch's old spot before the bitch, the bitch becomes "it".
This game has advantages over duck, duck, goose as a game because, unlike duck, duck, goose, the words beach and bitch sound somewhat similar to each other. The chosen bitch will have to take slightly more time to realize that they were chosen to be bitch, giving "it" a higher advantage in the chasing portion of the game. It also allows the person chosen to be "it" to call people a bitch and get away with it by saying, "I would have never called you a bitch if we weren't playing beach, beach, bitch."
Basic rule explanation: Everyone sits in a circle except for the person chosen to be "it". They walk around the circle tapping the heads of the people saying "beach" or "bitch". The person claimed to be bitch then chases the person chosen to be "it" and, if "it" gets back to the bitch's old spot before the bitch, the bitch becomes "it".
This game has advantages over duck, duck, goose as a game because, unlike duck, duck, goose, the words beach and bitch sound somewhat similar to each other. The chosen bitch will have to take slightly more time to realize that they were chosen to be bitch, giving "it" a higher advantage in the chasing portion of the game. It also allows the person chosen to be "it" to call people a bitch and get away with it by saying, "I would have never called you a bitch if we weren't playing beach, beach, bitch."
by CancerAndEbolaPatient May 1, 2018
Get the Beach, beach, bitch mug.A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.
A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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Get the Beach Fart mug.When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."
by McWritah July 26, 2015
Get the brain beach mug.A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella
by imalwaysdown January 1, 2011
Get the Malexory Beach mug.A "bum" in the traditional sense is often seen as someone who doesn’t work or seems lazy, someone who might not fit into society's usual idea of success. However, as a Beach Bvm sees it, being a bum isn't about laziness—it's about rejecting the societal expectations of how you're supposed to live. A "bvm" is someone who chooses a different path- one that prioritizes freedom, adventure, and personal happiness over following the rules everyone else lives by.
While most people hustle to climb a career ladder or fit into a box of what’s "normal," a bum is the person who might choose a life of spontaneity and exploration, rejecting the idea that success looks the same for everyone. It's about being authentic to oneself, living in the moment, and pursuing what truly matters to you, whether that’s traveling, creating, or simply enjoying life on your own terms.
Being a bum is about embracing freedom, not laziness. It’s about living life differently and confidently saying, “I don’t need to follow the crowd to feel fulfilled.”
While most people hustle to climb a career ladder or fit into a box of what’s "normal," a bum is the person who might choose a life of spontaneity and exploration, rejecting the idea that success looks the same for everyone. It's about being authentic to oneself, living in the moment, and pursuing what truly matters to you, whether that’s traveling, creating, or simply enjoying life on your own terms.
Being a bum is about embracing freedom, not laziness. It’s about living life differently and confidently saying, “I don’t need to follow the crowd to feel fulfilled.”
Damn! Did you see ____'s instagram story? They're a total Beach Bvm now! They quit their job last year and now travel the world like a free spirit. I want to be a Beach Bvm. I'm tired of this corporate shit.
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