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Arctic Flamingo 

A completely made up animal. Works great for fooling extremely gullible people into looking really dumb.
Alden: "Have you ever heard of an Arctic Flamingo?"
Alexa: "No, are they real? What do they look like?"
Alden: "Yeah. They live mainly in, well... arctic regions... They are white, hairy, and have sharp talons. But, otherwise, they look a lot like normal flamingos."
Alexa: "Really? That's sooo cool!"
Alden: "Sure is."
Arctic Flamingo by Solidpractice October 5, 2010
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pink flamingo 

code word for a hand job given to a guy under his pants while his pants are still on, typically in high-risk of getting caught situations
I'm gonna give him a pink flamingo at work
pink flamingo by misssexypants September 2, 2017

Dead Flamingo 

When Person A makes Person B stand on one leg and puts two arms up in the air in an L shaped form. Then the Person A pretends to drop something while he makes Person B pick it up. Then Person A rips a vigorous shart in Person B's face while dropping to the floor.
For our warmups yesterday I made Jamie do a dead flamingo. He didn't play the rest of the season after that one.
Dead Flamingo by CheiFChokinAH0 September 21, 2017

flamin-gionis

Noun.
Cocktail consisting mainly of rabbit, gazebos and not much hair. Finished off with Sambuca and set alight.
Bar tender could I please order a falmin-gionis, and don't hold back on the rabbit.
flamin-gionis by The monkey April 8, 2005
(flay-min) verb.

Of bright, distinct or ghetto nature.
(a friendly fellow wearing all white walks by with bright orange high-tops)
Jameson Riverwalk- Daaaayum brotha! Those shoes be FLAMIN'! Ay, I think this is a good time to do the electric slide!

chris fleming 

That dope ass Motherfucker that rails bitches leaving them with a major limp or just straight up with roast beef pussy after he’s done with them
“Damn did you hear that hoe ass roast beef no ass crooked nipple ass bartender can’t even walk after Chris Fleming got done with her”
chris fleming by El mechón September 11, 2020

Flamingz surfboards 

Can be purchased at All Things Surf Store at Miami and Orlando beaches. Is considered "cool" for guys. Makes you go faster than a regular board. Best for intermediate surfers only. Description: Flaming hot surfboard that'll blast you away. Get ready for an awesome ride on the Flamingz Surfboard. By All Things Surf Store. AWESOME RIDE!
"I think Flamingz Surfboards are intresting. Not quite as exciting as they look, but a cool, exciting ride....if you want a Flamingz Surfboard buy at All Things Surf Store." By Arianna Mongalit.