Facial

Smoking a blunt to the face. Or a joint. Either way, smoking by yourself.

I went home and smoked a facial after work.

by Mexicoyo August 1, 2019

trashy-faced

extremely intoxicated, the kind of drunk where you stumble around like a fool

I was so trashy-faced last night, I drank so much alcohol.

by rachyyybabyyy May 13, 2005

cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011

bear faced

The act of a man shaving his pubic hair and putting it under the pillow. After ejaculating on the girls face the man lifts the pillow and shoves her face into the hair

She was acting rude before dinner so I bear faced her later that night

by the_smart_asian April 14, 2015

southern facial

when you strech a girls pussy and dips your sack in it when shes having her period then wipe it on her face

a threat

im gonna give u a southern facial you faggot

by sam and nick April 24, 2008

faced

follow up to a major insult

your a faggot... oooo faced!

by me May 9, 2004

faced

Describes any person or animal in whose face another person or animal has just ejaculated, either in a sexual setting or otherwise.

What's that all over your lovely visage? Ooooh, looks like I just faced you! You've been owned, bitch.

Oh my god, that girl just got faced by a horse!

by narcoleptic December 28, 2005