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facebook name

The unintentional mispronunciation of someone's name because the name is only known via facebook.

The use of a facebook name will kill a conversation.
Person 1:'Hello Rallp-huh Lee-hons, we're friends on facebook.'

Person 2 : 'Actually, my name is pronounced Ralph Lyons, Rallp-huh Lee-hons is my facebook name.'

Person 1: 'Oh...'

Person 2: 'Feeling pretty stupid there, huh?'

Person 1: 'Yep...'
by muddafracker July 6, 2011
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Facebook Novel

A message on facebook that is greater than 200 words and looks like it will take forever to read because the space that facebook allows is very narrow.
Writing a 700 long message in a facebook message is a facebook novel.
by facebooknovelist July 15, 2009
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facebook concern

When you're so concerned about something you Facebook it but not concerned enough to do anything about it in real life.
I'm totally (Facebook concerned) about this whole big massive subject
by BigRich81 January 30, 2014
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facebook crackhead

1. A Facebook user who has to check his/her Facebook so much, it gets in the way of their personal life. 2. A Facebook user who uses their profile as a public journal for their minute by minute feelings/actions.
1. "Bob is such a Facebook crackhead! He got fired from the internet cafe for pissing in a cup and serving it to someone all because he wanted a funny status to put on Facebook!"

2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."
by 5h1ft634r2 November 26, 2010
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Facebook-ADD

Sam's got Facebook-ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
by ThePork July 25, 2011
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Facebook Pandemic

A Facebook Pandemic, is an epidemic of infectious postings that are spreading through the facebook populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.
1) Bob: D*mn, someone started another Facebook Pandemic with the posting of Bra colors.

2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?

Mike: No, what is it this time?

Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary

definitions of their names....
by Elroy the Great February 4, 2010
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Facebook Stalker

Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.
"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"
by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014
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