e-mart

slang for Express mart, a kwiki mart style store by the handball courts in miller place, they sell glass pipes and beer and blunts, as well as a fine array of porno and cigarette lighters, munchie foods, handballs, and various doodads that an intoxicated person might be compelled to buy.

"meet me at e-mart, we'll grab a blunt and go blaze it at the handball courts in my car

by jack carol December 10, 2005

e-jacking

The act of masturbating while viewing porn on-line.

My mom caught me e-jacking to those porno pop-ups that my dad did not delete.

by Jima May 17, 2006

E girl

Typically wears big pants, small shirt (normally white or black) doc martens, has a septum piercing, listens to "alternative" music such as the dark side of the moon. Sticks posters on her wall and owns a record player. She will also own a digital camera and have a really great boyfriend who loves her even though she's a type.

Wow, izzie is such an e girl

by Arandomperson999 October 23, 2019

Mandy-E

pretty as girl that could be a super model has brown eyes wicked cool hair and is smart and is funny and lives in NZ

WOW i wish i could be a mandy-E

by Martini5 July 16, 2008

e-ship

a online relationship with someone that is pointless and for pussyass losers.

1) the lowest point of life
2) involves e-sex
3) involves naughty e-pictures

i heard alice had a e-ship with some girl from ohio, whata fucking cunt.

by annapants January 26, 2008

e-homie

The word e-homie means an online black/mexican or wannabe black/mexican friend that u talk to about any type of shit.

-Ay foo, i fucked my grandma last night. I only said that to u cuz u my e-homie!
-Foe life!

by Fiyah February 5, 2007

E-flatulence

The annoying noise emitted from a computer or other communication device during an online chat session such as facebook, msn or skype when the subject recieves a new message.
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart

john: dude, your computer keeps E-farting.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.

john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.

by fathead431 January 10, 2010