osd (obsessive soccer disorder)

the state of being completely and utterly addicted to the sport soccer. (futbol)

girl: alex obviously has osd
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.

by anna oup- June 4, 2019

Bad Spelling Disorder

A 100% REAL disorder where you brain cannot mentally put together words correctly. No matter how many times the said person reads or writes the correct word, when spelling it on their own it doesn't click. Similar to Dyslexia but not the same in any means. Doesn't effect reading.

Me: I think Ella has Bad Spelling Disorder
Mom: Dumbfuck probably does.

by XOLoUwU June 17, 2019

Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong

Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)

by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019

bitchy face disorder

someone who always got a bitchy face on

homeboy1 “oh look , it’s regina”
homeboy2 “yeah she always has a bitchy face on , she must have bitchy face disorder”

by vxncent October 16, 2019

Chronic Memes Disorder

You have a very unhealthy obsession with memes.

You need treatment for your Chronic Memes Disorder

by Anonymous Cheese Bag November 15, 2019

post dramatic stress disorder

Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".

I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!

by QuacksO November 17, 2019

Over-Stressing Disorder

a non medical term meaning Mental, physical, and or emotional tension caused by a threatening or overwhelming situation and or a fear of being stressed out that affects a persons lifestyle. Typically leads to more profound traits such as Suicide, OCD, and PTSD

Bill was diagnosed with Over-Stressing Disorder

by CrackerTweaker October 24, 2019