Hunter/Dave

Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.

I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave

by The left sucks May 17, 2018

Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.

Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.

by Fort Dave June 1, 2018

a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Later Dave

The new “Bye Felicia”

This is said when you don’t give a fuck about the person.

“K guys. I gotta run.”
“Later Dave”
“What?”
“Fuck off, dude.”

by Th3lok June 7, 2018

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

Shivang Dave

Shivang Dave is a great guy! He's caring, funny and understanding. Because of this, we call him Dad.

"Be more like Shivang Dave, Dad."

by ShivangIsMyDad October 1, 2018

Detritus Dave

A man who’s liver is quickly decomposing due to a constant flow of IPA’s.

Detritus Dave just got off work and is heading to the bar to get his fix.

by 1000fun October 6, 2018