floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.

I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.

floppin donkey by c.harris May 16, 2017

Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.

10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.

Crashing Your Donkey by Ron420 January 16, 2010

you fucking donkey 

Gordon Ramsay's 2nd favourite thing to say after "It's fucking raw"

"You fucking donkey" - Gordon Ramsay (the first class cunt)

you fucking donkey by TheLambSauceGordon'sLookingFor June 3, 2020

red donkey 

Something unfair or frustrating.

I am the best basketball player in the school and I didn't make the team because the coach is such a red donkey.

My boyfriend didn't remember my birthday but he remembered his moms that's so red donkey!

Red Donkey! He is such a jerk but he is so hot.

red donkey by Jace, The Ace. February 7, 2014

turbulence and donkey wheat 

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

turbulence and donkey wheat by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

slaunch donkey 

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.

Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey

slaunch donkey by The slaunch April 7, 2017

Mexican spit donkey 

The act of removing one's throbbing cock from the asshole of their significant other immediately after donkey punching them and proceeding to hack a fat loogy into their gaped asshole.

Richard and I got home after a long performed at Mexican spit donkey all night long.

Mexican spit donkey by There German Cat April 28, 2015