The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.
When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.
by mojoroach June 16, 2011

He kicked him in the crotch.
by BiggleswadeOSC June 1, 2025

name for a highly skilled team.. a number follows to denote the number of members.
etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
by Jason Mo June 23, 2004

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.
My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.
by Jeehar June 10, 2014

by angle3034 November 1, 2013

I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women
by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021

by Captain Towel October 28, 2020
