When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.
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Get the Crotch Dusting mug.When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.
My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.
by Jeehar June 10, 2014
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by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021
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etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
by Jason Mo June 23, 2004
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