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Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.
When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.
by mojoroach June 16, 2011
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Crotch

The bottom of the pelvis, as well as part of the body it includes the genitalia and groin.
He kicked him in the crotch.
by BiggleswadeOSC June 1, 2025
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crotch force

name for a highly skilled team.. a number follows to denote the number of members.


etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
Our water polo is so cool they refer to themselves as Crotch Force 10
by Jason Mo June 23, 2004
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Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.
My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.
by Jeehar June 10, 2014
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Crotch Dusting

The act of farting while someone is spooning you.
My girlfriend kept crotch dusting me while we were spooning.
by angle3034 November 1, 2013
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Crotch gloss

Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.
I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women
by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021
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Comp crotch

When a girl doesn't wash or shave her pussy while on workers comp.
When Jess sits around her place in sweatpants, she is getting a nasty case of Comp crotch
by Captain Towel October 28, 2020
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