Code 3 wank

Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.

Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.

by Kokonut123 January 8, 2024

Code Drunk

The state of being a programmer enters after many hours of sustained work. While code drunk the programmer may find it hard to converse with people in anything but short sentences, may have trouble operating vehicles and will generally walk around in a tired haze.

After many hours working on the new app Jill was so code drunk she had a hard time speaking to the waiter at the restaurant to order dinner. The waiter assumed that Jill had been drinking.

by Ansible42 October 5, 2016

code senescence

The process by which unmaintained computer code degrades to a non-working state over time.

I have a presentation in 5 minutes, and my 3 month old code has undergone code senescence

by D G July 25, 2007

Breault Code

/brō kōd/

Not to be confused with bro code, the breault code, until now, has been the unwritten set of discourtesies performed by that one guy in your group who cannot be trusted with your girlfriend:

1. Never be loyal to your friends unless it benefits you; YOU are your #1 breault
2. Hoes before bros. Never forget this
3. The best poon is plundered poon
4. If your buddy has a girlfriend you are interested in or have jerked off to a photo of, start casually hitting on her immediately to plant the seed that you want to plant your seed
5. Always keep things cool with your buddy, while making sure to slowly turn up the heat with his girl
6. Whenever you are out with your buddy and his girl, always flex on him by buying as many rounds as possible for him and his girl
7. You don’t fuck with your buddy’s girl, unless he is out of town for at least 24 hours or is asleep, at which time your buddy has waived all rights to his girl and she is considered a forfeiture. If this opportunity presents itself, jettison the friendship with your buddy and make your move; she’s yours now
8. Once you've taken your buddy's girl to Pound Town, don't tell your buddy but feel free to tell his friends. He won't find out
9. If you see your buddy out and he asks any questions, deny everything and ghost
10. Win. High-five, breault

"Watch your girlfriend, man. That dude she is talking to is all about the Breault Code"

by Cloclia October 11, 2018

Silly coded

Being silly coded is like being Lana del Rey coded, except instead of being majestic like Lana, youre just a bit silly, restarted, acoustic, whatever term you want to use.

Josh Like listening to dnd podcast and smells like a pickle, I guess you could say he’s a bit “silly coded”

by ILoveMilkers December 8, 2023

Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.

Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Colour Code Red

An idiot pilot that can’t fly a plane for the life of them.

Jesus Christ that’s a colour code red.

Did you see that tail strike? That’s a colour code red.

by Faded09 February 21, 2024