VERTICAL CHIMPS & BABOON~ETTS ; a vertical chimp can have a multitude of meanings… however according to Michael Fazio some VERTICAL CHIMPS are more VERTICAL than others & this species is what we are concerned with in today's world. It should also be noted that there is a subspecies of vertical chimps known as BABOON~ETTS which can only be defined as the female gender of the species although not much research has been done on the working of the female VERTICAL CHIMPS mental acuity for lack of research material.
Vertical Chimps ~ robustly defined accordingly a.k.a. Atypical Left-Wing Liberal Atheist Anti-God Fearing Dogs that bite the hand that feed them.
1 Descendents of Apelike Creatures varying in color or walk & walk in an erect fashion & have no understanding of a supreme being or deity & typically totally lacking in moral turpitude a.k.a. Newspaper Reporters, Lawyers, And Of Course Politicians ~ OBAMAS ~ !
2 Of coarse there are vertical chimps that are more VERTICAL than others and these are defined by many characteristics including Social, Economic, and Of Course Political Power Bases which in short would mean that the 44th PUSS STAIN is at the top of the { VERTICAL CHIMP CHAIN at least for the time being, and represents the American version of VERTICAL CHIMPS BABOON~ETTS until the baton is passed on to the 45th PUSS STAIN POTUS at which time America as we know it will have long ceased to exist ~!
1 Descendents of Apelike Creatures varying in color or walk & walk in an erect fashion & have no understanding of a supreme being or deity & typically totally lacking in moral turpitude a.k.a. Newspaper Reporters, Lawyers, And Of Course Politicians ~ OBAMAS ~ !
2 Of coarse there are vertical chimps that are more VERTICAL than others and these are defined by many characteristics including Social, Economic, and Of Course Political Power Bases which in short would mean that the 44th PUSS STAIN is at the top of the { VERTICAL CHIMP CHAIN at least for the time being, and represents the American version of VERTICAL CHIMPS BABOON~ETTS until the baton is passed on to the 45th PUSS STAIN POTUS at which time America as we know it will have long ceased to exist ~!
by hoodwinkedbyanangel December 5, 2010
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2: Being a champion in every little thing you do.
2: Being a champion in every little thing you do.
Girl 1 - "Wow, how does Jacob do it? He's always on top of everything and two steps ahead of everyone else."
Girl 2 - "Oh Jacob? He's just Championing all day long."
Girls 3 - "I'd bang him."
Girl 2 - "Oh Jacob? He's just Championing all day long."
Girls 3 - "I'd bang him."
by theonesanch January 1, 2012
Get the Championing mug.Any punk or hxc kid that comes from a rich background.
Some of them make up for it in ways, like getting away from living off of their parents money.
The majority, however, are much like Trustafarians (trust fund kids in the hippie scene) in that they rub shoulders with subculture that is less than affluent while having no real world problems themselves because they have infinite money via parents.
Some members of bands in the punk and hxc scene are champagne punks.
These people are fakes. If they are male they usually are womanizers and phony tough.
Champagne Punk is a play off of the phrase "champagne socialist," which is used to describe people who espouse the tenets of socialism while not living them. (if you are a socialist and rich you aren't sharing your money with everyone around you, you are just saying others should while you keep living the lifestyle of a capitalist)
Some of them make up for it in ways, like getting away from living off of their parents money.
The majority, however, are much like Trustafarians (trust fund kids in the hippie scene) in that they rub shoulders with subculture that is less than affluent while having no real world problems themselves because they have infinite money via parents.
Some members of bands in the punk and hxc scene are champagne punks.
These people are fakes. If they are male they usually are womanizers and phony tough.
Champagne Punk is a play off of the phrase "champagne socialist," which is used to describe people who espouse the tenets of socialism while not living them. (if you are a socialist and rich you aren't sharing your money with everyone around you, you are just saying others should while you keep living the lifestyle of a capitalist)
"How does Joe afford to have an iphone without a job?"
"His parents pay all of his bills. He's a champagne punk."
"It must be nice to be able to go on tour and not worry about the future because your parents support your ass."
"Oh, to be a champagne punk."
"His parents pay all of his bills. He's a champagne punk."
"It must be nice to be able to go on tour and not worry about the future because your parents support your ass."
"Oh, to be a champagne punk."
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by abey101 September 19, 2008
Get the Nike Street Balla World Champion mug.When you go to a gym and you see people who load too much weight up on a machine and then proceed to do 1- 4 repetitions with extremely poor form and improper technique, which generally leads to hilarious outcomes.
Also used to describe people who load up machines to make themselves seem strong. but in reality are just weak and making a fool of themselves
Also used to describe people who load up machines to make themselves seem strong. but in reality are just weak and making a fool of themselves
Mate "Hey dude check out that guy over there trying to dumbbell curl 20 Kg's"
Me "Hahaha yeah, he's got more swing happening than a major league baseballer. What a one rep champion!"
Mate "look at Herp, he loaded up 150kg's on bench"
Me "...........yeah but if his spotter wasn't there he wouldn't be able to do half of that weight"
Mate " Look at him, whatta head!"
Me "ONE REP CHAMPION"
Me "Hahaha yeah, he's got more swing happening than a major league baseballer. What a one rep champion!"
Mate "look at Herp, he loaded up 150kg's on bench"
Me "...........yeah but if his spotter wasn't there he wouldn't be able to do half of that weight"
Mate " Look at him, whatta head!"
Me "ONE REP CHAMPION"
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Sarah: Champagne!
Jane: what does that mean?
Sarah: I'll explain later.
Richard: can you explain to me too?
Sarah: no, its an inside Girl thing.
Sarah: Champagne!
Jane: what does that mean?
Sarah: I'll explain later.
Richard: can you explain to me too?
Sarah: no, its an inside Girl thing.
by jojoplay December 12, 2010
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