Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.

Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day

by Michael2323 October 25, 2022

Brain-thaw

The lingering headache that occurs when one is outside in freezing cold temperatures for an extended period and then returns indoors where it is much warmer. Much like a reverse brain-freeze, it is usually felt along the temples of the head.

After shoveling outside for a few hours I had such brutal brain-thaw when I got back in the house.

by Breezer28e January 7, 2022

bark brain

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.

Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...

by ranch baby January 8, 2022

Brain Shart

A brain fart immediately succeeded by verbal diarrhoea.

Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.

by rugdealer October 6, 2022

Brain damage

The thing that all dream stans, 2+ hours on a day twitter users, homophobes, tiktok users, karens and her kids have.
Mostly caused by lead in the air, fatherless childhood and using cigarettes, alcohol and drugs durring pregnancy.
If they are man and have a symptoms from above. they probably never had a touch of a woman that wasn't their mother.
And if they're a woman, they're actually a goblin in disguise.

Person1: Are you a twitter user?
Person2: Yea?
Person1: How long per day?
Person2: 23 hours.
Person1: Alright, so you have brain damage!

by Mean-bean-machine May 17, 2022

Biden Brains

A large pile of dog shit

I need to hire someone to clean my back yard it's completely full of Biden brains

by I need likes March 11, 2022

JT Brain

Like Pregnancy Brain or Dementia, you illogically and unrealistically associate anything and Everything with Justin Randle Timberlake aka JT aka the hot man with blue eyes in the woods.

Dad: great game! Heels Next!

Daughter w/JT brain: As in Tennessee? As in JT’s team? Baby blue

Everyone in the group chat: …?????
Daughter w/ JT Brain: Oh North Carolina whoops, I knew it was tar heels and baby blue!

by lovesquared March 19, 2022