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bed chem

Having chemistry with some in bed / while having sex.
I'd bet we'd have good bed chem.
Me and Barry have good bed chem.
by Sabrina's_ LA Juno_Pose November 20, 2024
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Bed

A bed is a furniture with pillows and pillows
by avery_quinlan15 November 21, 2024
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Bed Yoga

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.
by basedmeant December 18, 2024
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Bed Chem

The bond between two or more people in regards to sexual activity.
"Them and I, we have good bed chem"
by Association of Youth Linguists December 26, 2024
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Bed

1. Countable noun.
A bed is a piece of furniture where you go to crash after a night of debauchery, or where you wake up with a hangover and regret the choices you made. You know, the place where dreams go to die and where you might find a random sock or two from last weekend's escapades.
Example: "I woke up in my bed, surrounded by empty bottles and last night's mistakes."
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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U&Bed

Unsubscribed to and blocked.
Sorry, lonely dude, annoying bot, rogue blogger… you’ve been unsubscribed to and blocked (U&BED)!
by TR Arterburn February 24, 2026
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