Immortan Joe

A sex act in which a man ejaculates over his partner's overly exposed toothy smile while exclaiming, "Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!" The partner then enthusiastically declares, "Witness me!"

My girlfriend really helped me out in class today so I gave her an immortan Joe as a thank you.

by Immortan Joe September 21, 2016

Joe Brandon

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.

Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.

by Evan Lang December 23, 2021

Squishy Joe

The act of urinating in your partner's rectum during anal intercourse.

"Hey Ernest, how about you let Brian give you a squishy joe??

by Stick May 06, 2004

billie joe

hotness it's self..he is the j o s of my little world..I LOVE BILLIE-JOE!

billie joe is so hot

by william-joe December 04, 2005

G.I. Joe

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.

"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."

by cootergirl August 19, 2008

Joe Bisexual

Joe Biden but with bisexual as his last name. Similar to Donald Hump/ Donald Cunt.

Did you see Joe Bisexual last night!?

by im not a newb November 01, 2020

sloppy joeing

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Chris: haha look at that offbrand chump
James: yea man he be sloppy joeing

by ObamaC May 27, 2010