Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Anglo wash

To anglo wash is to make it seem that a person or something is from or physically in the continental United States. It is to lie about the true procedence and cultural background of non-native english speakers so a to cater to the the strictly english speaking population.

When a customer service rep from the Caribbean is ask to say they are calling from the state of Florida you are asking them to anglo wash themselves so they accent and identity is more accepted improving business profits.

by Sabina Seymore June 9, 2021

South African Bug Washing

When you draw back the curtain in your bed sit and your room mate is asleep with a raging boner that resembles a giant dirty cockroach so you gargle some washing liquid then suck him off like your Nelson Mandela

“Did you hear… Greg gave Bear a South African Bug Washing last weekend!”

by RUFFSACK February 12, 2024

Washed

Someone who is no longer as cool as they used to once be

"Do u remember evie?"

"Yes, I do. I heard she's so washed now."

by Runner49 January 6, 2023

Pressure washing

The art of pissing into a person's bum hole at full force giving a pressure washer like effect

Tom- "I'm really into pressure washing, I did it to Connor last night"
Connor- "I would do it again are you free at 8?"

by Kiddy man February 24, 2025

cocoa wash

The Spanish term for brain-washing.

I told Marco I went to a weird church and he said "church will cocoa wash you".

by Avery Savina April 20, 2008

cad of wash

1) Big bag of weed
2) Wad of cash

Yo! Lemme see the cad of wash...

by Grant The Muscle December 18, 2008