baby rhino touch 

when your first touch in soccer is horribly awful and goes 3 meters ahead of you.

don't ever pass the ball to Roy inside the box cause he has baby rhino touch.

baby rhino touch by Royfh May 8, 2007

Touch My Body 

A shallow and lazy potboiler of a song associated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
Appeals to the philistine audience.

Seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.

Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!

Touch My Body by Kappu February 5, 2009

the Touch 

If you touch something and it becomes broken and/or dies, you have the Touch.

Eugene has "the touch".

Bob isn't allowed to have animals or plants, he has the touch.

the Touch by Lord_D October 24, 2004

Touchebag 

Someone who doesn't use the accented-e when writing the word "Touché."

Girl: The people against gay marriage wouldn't appreciate it if they couldn't get married.

Ashton Kutcher: Ah... touche.

Guy: You're a touchebag, Ashton Kutcher.

Touchebag by MattyHdot October 29, 2010

Touchfuzzy 

Repeating, redundant, this thing has done it all, and better than you. A Touchfuzzy is equal part god, equal part dumbass. Know a kid who wont shut about about all his exploits and has to one up you? Its a Touchfuzzy situation here.

He's so Touchfuzzy.

Touchfuzzy by Richter Malus Harlequin Junior November 10, 2009

Touch fest 

Where there are a lot of guys around some women,usually teen guys around teen women, and they all decide to cop feels on them at the same time usually without the women wanting them to.

Were you in the touch fest?

Touch fest by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

touched up 

When somebody touches you sexually when there not suppose to.

Today at mosque I was touched up by the Meat Sheik.

touched up by The Moody Poet August 1, 2007