Tool Flops

Flip flops worn by men without socks, and are also associated with tooling.

Dlernz was toolin it up by wearing tool flops to school as he was not wearing socks.

by Hadtodoittoem July 23, 2013

tool

a person who does what everyone else expects them to do. Whatever gets them the most praise or popularity, whether it is good or bad or dumb, they just do it unquestioningly. A person who is being taken advantage of but they just eat it up with a spoon and ask for seconds. Some tools don't understand that they are being used, others do and will complain incessantly about being unfairly treated, while having no intention of doing anything about it.

Jim is always complaining about his horrible miserable job, but he will never take the trouble of looking for a better one. What a tool!

by Shumado December 3, 2013

Tool

A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.

Someone like David Yoon at La Canada High School. Also known on twitter as @therealdavidyoon. or always called "the tool".

by Everyone at La Canada November 12, 2013

Tool Shed

An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.

Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.

Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.

Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.

by aew920 September 29, 2014

Tool de force

A Tool de force is any tool in a position of authority or a tool with an attitude problem. A Tool de force has little critical thinking capability and or general malicious intent because they were dropped as a child.

My boss is a real Tool de force, I don't know how they got this job. Probably sucking cock for $

by tabarin October 24, 2014

Tool Box

A fuckin huge lip (a lip means dip)

Man I really need a tool box

by jimmythedipper February 12, 2015

tool

Tool is synonymous for jock. Tools often jump very high, suck at super smash brothers, gets 4's all around, and loves the booty. Some tools tend to hate Jewish people.

Look at that tool, Sean, going for a tipper.

by Dr. Thirsty June 22, 2014