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Two-faced whore

The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.
What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
by yourtypicalbluntperson February 1, 2015
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Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020
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The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014
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Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.
Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?
by hitlersashes December 6, 2019
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Two-Frame Fall

When someone goes from standing to laying on the ground in a split second, or two cartoon frames.

Often used in Family Guy, the audience never sees the action of falling, just the aftermath.
Joe fell so quickly on the sidewalk, it was practically a two-frame fall.
by iheartejs November 23, 2009
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Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate
"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"
by Griffin guy September 8, 2016
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Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.
Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!
by tommybrookes December 1, 2021
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