The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.
What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
by yourtypicalbluntperson February 1, 2015
Get the Two-faced whoremug. Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020
Get the Two inches leftmug. After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014
Get the The two finger crunchmug. by hitlersashes December 6, 2019
Get the Two-way ticketmug. When someone goes from standing to laying on the ground in a split second, or two cartoon frames.
Often used in Family Guy, the audience never sees the action of falling, just the aftermath.
Often used in Family Guy, the audience never sees the action of falling, just the aftermath.
by iheartejs November 23, 2009
Get the Two-Frame Fallmug. by Griffin guy September 8, 2016
Get the Two Tug Timmymug. by tommybrookes December 1, 2021
Get the Two-Faced Birchmug.