Suicidal depression

Depression with suicidal thoughts

Doctor Billy has suicidal depression

by 459395 July 11, 2024

suicide squad

a group of weird emo kids.

ITS THE SUICIDE SQUAD RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!

by Basketballz February 13, 2023

a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

suicide bombed

a guy who sends you a dick pic and blocks you immediately after, regardless if you’ve seen it or not

person 1: omfg he sent me an unsolicited dick pic then blocked me??
person 2: yeah he totally suicide bombed u

by draingangman May 24, 2022

Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.

Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."

by funkmann April 10, 2025

Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage

I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family

by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024