Slime-Spitting Swine Slab

A particularly flat penis

"Apparently, John has himself a Slime-Spitting Swine Slab"

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! January 14, 2026

Slim

Slim (Noun): someone who intentionally sends chalk slips and cashes on the low. May or may not fall asleep with a winning parlay in the chat box

Slim (verb): to get “Slim’ed” or “slimming”

“That guy is a real slim, he sent me losing parlay but pulled out a winning slip”

“I’m 0-13511 on slips tailing that guy. There ain’t no 5k Christmas slip either. I just got slim’ed”

by Ihategambling January 14, 2026

mistar slim

Angelnine's snatch ho.

Man, you are mistar slim.

by Slims dad. October 20, 2003

mistar slim

a person who repeatedly explodes all over angelnines mother.

dude last night i pulled a mistar slim. A9s mother looked like a melting wax statue.

by grundle goblin July 29, 2008

Scrotum Slime

Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).

"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."

"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."

"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."

by ScrotumSlimeLover123 November 22, 2009

hood slime

The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.

The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning

by mledwards34 October 28, 2010

Snail Slime

to leave a trail of cum on ones chest

Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS

by CackBoss February 18, 2011