bloke smoker 

1. The verb: to bloke smoke - to give oral sex to a man
2. A bloke smoker - someone who gives oral sex to a man

"I saw him smoking a bloke last night, fucking bloke smoker"

bloke smoker by Ewan Slater March 23, 2007

the smoker 

When a man has sex in a girls tracheotomy hole.

I did the smoker and was able to cum in her lungs.

the smoker by J-long-rod July 6, 2008

half-smoke 

A sexual act in which the penis is placed externally between the cheeks of the rear-end. This is akin to "doggy style dry humping" and is often an option when the vagina is temporarily inaccessible. Named after the Washington, DC, treat, most famous from Ben's Chili Bowl on U Street, because the act could be described as resembling a half-smoked placed on a bun.

She likes to half-smoke when she's on her period.

half-smoke by U Streeter May 18, 2010

Social Smoker 

One who waltzes out of a bar in faux-leather boots with a big grin on their face. They probably who pooled their cash for a pack with another non-addict. They're probably smoking American Spirits, and while they may be scrutinized for not being a "true smoker," really, they're not that big of a jerk... they're experiencing smoking, for the head rush, because of some famous person they saw

"lighting up," or maybe they are just doing to to fit in with you, the veteran smoker.

"I'm not REALLY a smoker, I basically only smoke when I'm at shows/dive bars/driving with my friend ______ who smokes. I'm just a social smoker!"

Social Smoker by eyesoar January 7, 2015

Pop smoke 

Rapper from brooklyn new york

You heard of pop smoke new beat?
Yea bro with lil tjay
that pop smoke look tall asl

Nah bro he's 5ft on big pussy

Pop smoke by YungBlue075 February 8, 2020

What kind of smoke you be crackin' ?

This is a term I came up with that my friends and I use to define to someone they are doing an extremely crazy act with out actually telling them they sound like they are smokin' crack without actually saying they are smokin' crack.

My friend says " hey, i'm gonna go put lambo doors on my 1995 sr20hoopdie" and I say "What kind of smoke you be crackin'?

What kind of smoke you be crackin' ? by Sarah M. Schauer December 11, 2004

smoke screen 

The act in which one human while walking releases gas from the anus in an attempt build an invisible wall of airborne poo particles.

While in line at an amusement park Ryan breaks wind and his buddy walks right in to his "smoke screen" and almost pukes because it smells so bad.

smoke screen by Timothy McMurray November 24, 2006