Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.

Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019

Shark

You thought you were gonna get horny when you looked up urban dictionary , didnt you? I think you’ve had enough internet today.

This clown he was gonna get a sexy result when looking up shark, get a load

by Kizu_goaway February 6, 2022

Rough Shark

Someone small and insignificant that lives in the shadows and PROBABLY eats small fish.

I was quite the rough shark back in High School. I had no friends and my dorsal fin was two times the size of my pectoral fin.

by Spergosaur April 16, 2018

Shark

A shark, or sharking is to scout or hunt for “fine shit”(pretty women/good looking men), talk to multiple people, or date multiple people at one time. A shark is someone who most likely is not in a real or committed relationship, so they choose to be a “player”.

This definition originated from the popular platform “TikTok” and has risen to be new slang in the year 2025.

“I’m sharking this summer”
“I’m a shark”
“He ain’t no shark, he a bubble guppie”
“I don’t have a gf, you know I’m sharking this summer!”

by Hotfatwetone25 June 1, 2025

Shark

Equals Eniodapi

Eniodapi built like a shark.

by Enio is my bitch August 15, 2019

loin-shark

A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.

It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

Scary Flying Shark

An song that has the lyrics “Scary flying shark, scary flying shark bla bla bla”

person 1: “have you heard of the song Scary Flying Shark!?”

Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.

Person 1: “oh your so silly!”

by Scary Flying Shark! December 28, 2024