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Rusty Venture

It's when a person jerks off so much their penis is covered in sores.
I gave my self a rusty venture last week, next time I am using lube during my marathon sessions
by Brock_samson November 26, 2010
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rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices
I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred
by Strip$ January 19, 2016
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Rusty Venture

It's when you're fucking a guy and then you open up your hand inside his asshole and whatever you come up with you onto his chest.
I was giving him a Rusty Venture and pulled out a some corny shit and then painted his chest hair with it.
by hammmmmm November 25, 2010
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Rusty Table

You are doing anal with a girl and you pull out and tit fuck her thus creating a "Rusty Table."
"You won't believe this man but last night my girlfriend let me give her a "Rusty Table!"
by T-PORTS September 12, 2012
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rusty bucket

A shot of the worst brand of tequila the bar has. Usually given to enemies, d-bags or just your idiot friend.

One usually proposes a shot and orders one rusty bucket and one good shot that looks like a rusty bucket (usually whiskey/vodka depending on color of tequila) so the other party is none the wiser.

After a set amount of time passes said target usually forgets so you can purchase another rusty bucket and propose it as an apology and punk them yet again.
Example 1:
Person 1: See that douchey bro by the bar
Person 2: Yea? Should we mess with him?
Person 1: Yeah, Go buy him a rusty bucket. That'll have him puking his brains outs
(Aforementioned Bro will be to douchey to realize what has transpired)

Example 2:
Idiot Friend: Ughh man wtf was that?
You: You just drank a rusty bucket dumbass!
by UrbanTequila October 18, 2015
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Rusty Venture

When you take a girl/guy out for a date and don't let her/him go to the bathroom. Upon arriving back home you proceed to have anal with her/him until she/he poops on you dick. You then blow your load and the poop all over her/his back. This is the rusty part. The venture is where you remove the poop and cum without using your hands.
Man last night I took your woman out for dinner and gave her a Rusty Venture when we got home. Let me tell you the poop didn't taste nearly as good as the steak at dinner. Totally not gay though.
by porphyriac November 24, 2010
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Rusty Fog

"Kris just let out a rusty fog right in Jo and Kim's faces"
by Krijim October 8, 2011
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