Rusty Pedal

When you take a shit in a bag and then you smack someone across the face with it.

The bitch won't shut up so i gave her a rusty pedal.

by Regansmash1976 January 19, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much that your dick turns red and is painful to touch.

I had some "me" time today. A nice hot shower, spinning at the gym, a warm-rock massage, and then I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Go team venture November 26, 2010

rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.

Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey

by grady hernandez October 14, 2012

Rusty Venture

the act of ass to mouth while on on bus

We were on the bus to Oklahoma City when she asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture

by The Original ShagNasty November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don’t let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she $#!*$ all over your @!*#. So right when you’re about to get off, you take it out and you blow @#$% $!@* on her back. You finish by eating all that junk off her back without using your hands.

Man, giving that girl a Rusty Venture after having chili dogs was a very bad idea.

by JonasVee November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.

Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 24, 2010

Rusty Fog

A fart.

"Kris just let out a rusty fog right in Jo and Kim's faces"

by Krijim October 8, 2011