fairly parched

In dire need of something to drink or you will possibly die of dehydration. THAT bad.

"Oh hey sister, can you bring me a doctor pepper? I'm fairly parched."

by Ayogirrrl January 5, 2018

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Scorched Peach

After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.

Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!

Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.

by Archimedes813 May 18, 2018

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Scorched Peach

When a woman gets severe razor burn or any other kind of irritation in her pubic area as a result of shaving her vagina.

When Meg shaved her vagina in anticipation of getting some action, she sadly used an old razor and a shaving cream she was allergic to, and ended up with a scorched peach.

by Archimede May 7, 2018

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lickin peach

When someone licks a shaved vagina.

I like lickin peach 👅 🍑

by Magic beanster July 10, 2018

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A dude who looks like a girl and is unwilling to give his snatch to Mario because that would be homosexual.

Princess Peach has previously been called Mr. Peach but changed his name so that he can get the attention of handsome Bowser. The Princess wants Bowser's succulent dick, but Mario continues to save him against his will, but he shows emotion to Mario so that his identity is not revealed.

Princess Peach a drag princess.
Princess Peach been tryna get in my asshole.

by D@ddy @ December 1, 2018

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