penguin

it's when you drop a deuce then realize you're out of toilet paper. you can't put your pants back on 'cuz you'll ruin your shorts. so, you leave 'em at your ankles and do the penguin around the house until you find something you can wipe your ass with.

why do a penguin when you can just use your socks?

by tbones April 18, 2006

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Penguin Tux

When you shit on your lover's head and it runs down their sides looking like a penguin.

Last night was so hot, I gave my girl a Penguin Tux!

by astroworm September 6, 2006

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penguined

adj. Pregnant.

Coined by a 2 and a half year old.

"Word has it Monica is penguined"

by Peckle Arjona June 2, 2004

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pengson

Noun: A fag.
Verb: Conducting "faggoty, psycho, or homosexual" acts.

That guy is an idiot. What a pengson.

by Joshua Pengston July 28, 2008

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pengas

A penis. The opposite of a poon. It may sometimes be adorned with a tight, latex cover to prevent the excretion of baby-making fluids. Some females have also been known to have a pengas, although it is primarily owned by males.

Females in Drama have a pengas, while males in Drama have a poon.

by Rubenggggg December 15, 2008

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