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Nut Gusher

When you nut in a ravioli and feed it to your wife
by MR.NUTGUSHER February 9, 2018
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hamster nuts

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge
by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021
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Nut Gut

The unsettling feeling in your stomach after swallowing a load of semen.
Bro, I let my girl stay at her ex's last night and she's been puking all day. I think she has Nut Gut.
by munchdatbeaver_ August 13, 2021
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Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.
I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.
by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013
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Academia Nut

An individual who enthusiastically engages in the pursuit knowledge, to the point of obsessiveness.
"Dan already through the textbook our prof assigned us!"

"Man, he's such an academia nut."
by LOL So True September 4, 2011
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Nut Dial

Much like a butt dial, this happens by accident and often the caller is unaware of having done so. The nut dial is typical in two situations:
1. Phone in front pants pocket and catches nut shift.
2. Phone resting on car seat between legs and gets sack dragged.
Dude, I think you butt dialed me yesterday. I finally hung up.

Nah man, I probably nut dialed you. I had my phone on the seat while we were offroading.
by abrasive personality September 4, 2011
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Shifty Nut

A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"

Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.

Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.

I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023
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