Vogon Poetry Code

Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.

A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:

$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {

$id = rand(1, 10000000);

mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}

by EnglishMouse October 3, 2012

hate coded

When you're in a hurry to solve a programming problem, and your solution results in a shittiest-rushed-even-yo-mama-would-be-embarrassed-of-you-algorithm, but it get the damn job done.

I was solving day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded the worst fucking solution! I'm not proud of it, but it worked.

by appalasian December 6, 2017

Girl Code

Fries Before Guys Bitch

1. Don't ever go after your friend's ex. This rule is so well known, yet broken so often and is the reason most friendships unfortunately end. You're supposed to hate her ex, not date her ex.

2. If your friend tells you something in confidence, it is your job to not go blabbing it out to the entire world.

3. No matter how close you are with a girl, if you are out and see this girl is too intoxicated and can't control herself, and is alone, you make it your job to get her water and keep her safe. You would want someone to do the same if you were in this position.

4. If a girl needs a tampon and you have a tampon—help her out. We all know how that situation feels.

5. If your friend asks how her outfit/hair/makeup etc. looks, BE HONEST. If your friend goes to you wearing bright blue eyeshadow, I would save her the embarrassment of going out and mortifying herself by telling her to maybe tone it down a little.
IF ANY GUY IS READING THIS YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED. Unless you’re extremely attractive.

Girl One; Who’s Stacy dating?
Girl Two; Your Ex
Girl one; she broke girl code
Girl Two; Damn.. follow her on tiktok @yousostupet

by AHOTGIRLNAMEDJOCELYN February 17, 2020

Code Green

a code green is when you are in a public setting and you find leftover kush from previous endeavors

Friend A: " There's a Code Green on my Jacket"

Friend B: " Fuck, abort mission"

by nerryolokush November 15, 2016

Girl Code

You DO NOT. EVER. date or like a man (or a girl ;)) your friend likes, is dating or flirting with. It will cause them to be SO DEPRESSED. Also NEVER replace them EVER.

Well, she never said i broke girl code ;)

by clawedpsycho March 24, 2022

Redheaded-code

Every person with red hair vows their life to loving the color green. They spend there day counting grass blades and attempting to communicate with worms using sounds waves that their millions of red antlers signal off the top of their head.

The Redheaded-code can control the life of all red headed people.

by X Æ A-12 August 19, 2020

Anthem Zip Code

When you dress like a fire hydrant and let someone in a dog costume pee on you.

My friend Steve got an Anthem Zip Code from a hooker the other day.

by Blaine Lake January 16, 2021