splash n rash

The act of giving a handjob in a public pool.

I saw derek getting a splash n rash the other day in the wave pool .

Callum keeps itching his junk, must of been from that splash n rash he got last week.

by YourLocalGrower November 17, 2016

crank n clean

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!

Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015

beanflix n chill

Female masturbation & chill session.

What are you doing tonight Dani ? "Probably just beanflix n chill. "

by Danielle aka Nellerz January 11, 2016

Squeeze n’ Grease

Absolutely sloppy, wet sounding flatulence. It’s loud, beefy and sounds of splattering liquid.

My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.

I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

gross n close

An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.

"We got ourselves a gross N close!"

by Chinston Wurchill VI August 8, 2017

rat-n sack

When a woman (sometimes a man) attempts to achieve that trendy look, the messy bun but it ends in extreme failure thus creating a saggy mess on the persons head. The majority of the bun is is still in tact (barely) and the rest of the hair is loosely hanging out of the middle of the bun. This hair somewhat resembles the body and tail of a sewer rat that has rabies.

Eww... Patricia looks like a freak with her nasty rat-n sack.

by ratnsackgirl01 June 15, 2018

Sweet n sour

A mixture of spanking and tickling ass cheeks

Give my ass the ol sweet n sour.

by eruboner August 1, 2018