smoky mountain giraffe 

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs

That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe

smoky mountain giraffe by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023

poon mountain 

Party boots

“I can’t find my poon mountains!”

poon mountain by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023

dildo mountain 

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours

I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.

dildo mountain by Yakthis April 30, 2023

balls mountain 

The Best Geometry Dash level, behind lodin da fish washer

bro i beat balls mountain by Pinecones!

BRO BOFL ORANGES HOT CHOCOLATE CANADA FR????

balls mountain by MindGD May 2, 2023

Turkey Mountain 

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

Turkey Mountain by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023

Bernese Mountain Doggin 

Unique and highly desired sexual position that is guaranteed to satisfy all parties.

Last night we were Bernese Mountain Doggin and I thought for sure he would finish…

Bernese Mountain Doggin by Mothanyouthought August 28, 2023

Candy Mountain 

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.

“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”

Candy Mountain by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023