when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
by Gaithergirl23 February 3, 2025

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn
by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017

Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.
Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?
Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?
by Fireofury October 22, 2014

by Daddy1029384756 March 8, 2023

by Clean log November 17, 2017
