Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke
by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023
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Pulling a johnnie

Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.
Did you hear what joe did, he got caught pulling a johnnie. What a dickhead.
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Johnny

Johnny is a very amazing guy with amazing personality. If you have a Johnny in your life you're very very lucky. He is very kind and helpful. When your sad he will be there for you always. If you're a girl dating Johnny you're very lucky. He would give you chocolates when you're in the mood for them! I'm very grateful to have a Johnny in my life as well.
Johnny: You want some chocolates?!
Girl/Boy: YES YES!
by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021
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Johnny

A person with a 10 inch cock that can fuck yo bitch and steal any bitch he wants
Bro Johnny fuck my girlfriend with his 10 inch cock
by 7z23i April 12, 2022
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Johnny time

A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.
**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.

Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"
by Jodefines November 29, 2024
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johnny j

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.

still a DILF though
by kindersuprise October 29, 2020
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Johnny

A species of metallic robotic beings. They have cube-shaped heads with an average of one eye and only a protruding lower jaw with two fangs pointing upwards. Their torso is a cylinder with one to two rings on it. Johnnies have four legs, which appear similar to those of a spider's.
I keep a close eye on this one Johnny. I think it may be hostile.

I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!
by MrBeepBo0p April 30, 2023
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