Jew-niggerings

A cover-all derogatory statement, generally used to describe something when you cant think of the actual word.

Person 1: Damn, I don't have any money for booze, all i can afford are those suck ass jew-niggerings

Person 2: What PBR?

Person 1:Yeah, it tastes like ballsweat

by John Q Jewboy October 21, 2009

jew guilt

When you can't enjoy something good because you spent too much money on it.

"This latte is good. But $5 is too much for a cup of coffee."
"Is that Jew Guilt ruining your latte?"

by Laughing Mister J May 28, 2014

Jew Scannelling

The act of having intercourse with your best friend's girlfriend or spouse.

As Mike walked into the room, he saw his best friend Jimmy Jew Scannelling his girl Alice.

by Doing it. July 11, 2008

Jew Job

just like when someone gives you a blow job only the person giving the pleasure has coins like pennies and nickels and such in their mouth

I heard that Mort used his spare change to get a Jew Job.

by joeyjordison72 February 22, 2010

Olive Jew

Olive Jew. If you say it aloud it sounds like "I Love You". Awesome, right?

Mom, Olive Jew so fucking hard!

by Mulan McAwesome January 03, 2011

Yeasty Jew

A jew who likes to eat out fat dancer chicks with yeast infections, givin his mouth a nasty stench

Colton: Awe sick bud your breath is rank. smells like you were eating fart
Jesse: Ya i ate out that teig girl again last night
Colton: Your a yeasty jew

Sarah: That guys breath is terrible
Paige: must be a yeasty jew

by MeowwwwMix March 10, 2010

Pulling a Jew

when you make someone pay you back for a small favor, monetarily speaking.

"Hey i bought you a soda last week, pay me back!" "hey man stop pulling a jew"

by 1230956736 August 23, 2009