an ugly man who thinks he’s the finest thing around. has a nasty uncut dick. forced himself on girls and doesn’t know when girls aren’t into it or interested
jett is a rat.
by ur dads girlfriend January 18, 2020
Get the Jett mug.when a male has an erect penis for a long time and starts to lag after a while because it has been erect for so long
Lenny: hey babe how much longer are we going to go at this for?
Sue: Im not sure lenny but your looking a little jetlaged!
Sue: Im not sure lenny but your looking a little jetlaged!
by nolovenoheart<3 June 17, 2009
Get the jetlag mug.A progressive-rock band fronted by Ian Anderson-the best one-legged flute-playing sheep farmer in rock and roll today!
Teacher: Class, today we will learn about Jethro Tull.
Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?
Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.
Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!
Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?
Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.
Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!
by Shite from Shinola October 21, 2009
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by freshavacado for meh March 25, 2021
Get the Jett mug.Character on 80's cartoon Jem who was added in the last season in a weak attempt to raise the ratings. The attempt failed miserably.
by Donna K. March 28, 2003
Get the Jetta mug.1: throwing up, puking
2: to rid your body of pretty much everything it can, usually in the form of post party vomit or shit.
2: to rid your body of pretty much everything it can, usually in the form of post party vomit or shit.
"man! that made me sick, i totally had to go out back and jettison!"
"i partied so hard, i had spent an hour afterwards jettisoning everything!"
"i partied so hard, i had spent an hour afterwards jettisoning everything!"
by Shinigami Dani July 18, 2003
Get the jettison mug.A fairly nice car that is unfortunately very popular with idiot wannabe tuners. Lots of Jetta owners will talk about nothing but how "superior German engineering" makes their car amazing and how much Civics suck, despite the fact that Jettas generally have the same amount of horsepower as Civics, if not less.
Jetta driver: "LOL MY 105HP JETTA WILL BEAT YOUR RICE ROCKET ANY DAY!!!!1"
Civic driver: "Dude, I drive a Civic for the gas mileage. I know my car's not a race car, which makes me smarter than you, apparently."
Civic driver: "Dude, I drive a Civic for the gas mileage. I know my car's not a race car, which makes me smarter than you, apparently."
by Raeuaebu July 12, 2007
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