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Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.
Wow! That Jason really does suck!
by Asylum143 March 19, 2023
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Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke
Your mother was Jasonness
by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023
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Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.
Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom
by Ashoota June 4, 2024
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Jason Nugent

This guys loyalty is like he's in the Mob. He wants to be friends with everyone, has confidence like a Rodeo Bull. Women are drawn to him. Men are jealous and envious. If you are lucky enough to meet him, be friends or love him and don't let him go.
I wish Jason Nugent would call me, he is so much fun.
by AndrewSh June 29, 2024
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Jason Bynum

Paramore's original rhythm guitarist from formation in 2004 until after the release of the band's debut album "All We Know Is Falling" in 2005.
Hunter Lamb took over his position until Lamb got married in 2007, promptly then was he replaced by then touring rhythm guitarist Taylor York.
AWKIF lineup:
- Hayley Williams (lead vocals)
- Josh Farro (lead guitar, unclean vocals)
- Jason Bynum (rhythm guitar, backing vocals)
- Jeremy Davis (bass; "Here We Go Again" only)
- Zac Farro (drums)
by 7568ino April 6, 2025
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jason

a complete dog, will lie about his ex who lives down the road, will love bomb you, will try to sleep with all his hb girls, acts so amazing and perfect but we all know he watches gay porn.
nobody fucking likes jason the dick head
by karkar101 April 21, 2025
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Jason

He is very Jason.
by Awshithewegoagain April 27, 2025
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