He's a hot guy usually blond. He's a serious athlete and a pretty decent student. He has a really big dick and has nice abs. He dreams about having kids with his gf or crush all the time. He's totally adorable!!!
by Karenrooney April 20, 2017
Get the drew evansmug. Kian Evans is a mythical and very evil creature
They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
by heezcamblimgten November 17, 2023
Get the Kian Evansmug. by bob.vance January 21, 2020
Get the Evanmug. shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
Get the Evansmug. by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024
Get the Jake Evan’s Musicianmug. Evan is a cute boy with a great sense of humor, although not too many people notice it and neither does he. Evans are usually tall, skinny and have a good fashion sense. He's romantic, cute, funny, trustworthy, and always helps out people in need (like his friends and family). They mostly make friends with girls with strange names or different culture and some of them only hang with boys. Nobody notices his cuteness and nobody notices his flaws, which he doesn't have any because he's super hot.
Samantha: hey Megan did you see Evan today omg
Megan: yeah...what about him
Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he
Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*
Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about
Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing
Megan: yeah...what about him
Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he
Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*
Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about
Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing
by Samantha<3Evan(°~°)√` June 21, 2018
Get the Evanmug. The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
by pongschlap July 1, 2024
Get the Evanmug.