Flat Earthers

Being a Flat Earther is a lifelong developmental disability that affects how people perceive the world and interact with others. Flat Earther people can have difficulties with everyday social communication, social interaction, repetitive behaviours and sensory issues

Flat Earthers = Idiots

Flat Earthers by ZJaeger1179 April 15, 2018

mickey mouse ears

when a girl (or a fat guy with manboobs) lifts up her shirt and places her exposed boobs over someone's head, making that person seem to be wearing micky mouse ears.

A good photobomb is doing the mickey mouse ears.

mickey mouse ears by phobioid March 1, 2012

Scorched Earth 

the act of taking every legal method you have at your disposal to cause maximum disruption to those around you without regard for potential social repercussions.

Mom: I am selling the Mustang.

Me: It used to be my car; so let me buy it back!!

Mom: Too late, I sold it because I had the title and I can do what I want.

Me: Congrats woman, I am going scorched earth. I am going to do whatever I can to make your life a living hell.

Scorched Earth by inunotaisho April 5, 2020

Earlston Fever 

It's Scottish Borders slang for anyone who is perceived to be work shy or just plain lazy It seems that in the past people from Earlston must have been deemed as lazy or workshy (don't know why)

At Work : Where's Jock? is he not in the day , no boss he's phoned in sick. What will that be then? Earlston Fever!

Earlston Fever by Peasel February 22, 2010

Earnest 

He is a great father and is very sweet and kind and he may act all tough on the outside but on the inside he is a cuddle bear and is caring if u are down.

My dad
Earnest is Awesome!

Earnest by Kay.A November 13, 2019

Earth 

A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter

The Earth is good, but it spawned evil

Earth by Idonthaveone June 24, 2012

Flat Earther 

A fuckwit that believes the Earht is flat as fuck and gravity and space and a hole bunch of other shit doesn’t exist.

Flat Earther: Hello.

Normal Person: Oh hi fuck wit.

Flat Earther by Cunt from down under June 11, 2018