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Fucking the Royal Duck 

Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
Fucking the Royal Duck by dirtykurty September 10, 2010
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Super Mario / Duck Hunt 

1). A double threat. If somebody is really good at two things. When people do schweet combos.

2). A Classic combo game for the 8-bit. Not the first mario game but the first one Featuring the epic battle between the heroic Mario vs. the malevolent Bowser.
Duck hunt features the legendary laughing dog. Fly Away Quack Quack Quack
1. Did you see that dude kick that guy's ass with that bat while he was drinking a gatorade. Man thats a Super Mario / Duck Hunt.

2. Dude, this fuckin' Super Mario / Duck Hunt game keeps makin' my 8-bit blink, maybe I'll try blowing in it.
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shuba duck 

A duck dancing with the Vtuber Oozora Subaru

bunker duck

a heinous lookin girl, like, holy shit ugly
That girl is one nasty bunker duck, I wouldn't hit that shit in the dark with a blindfold and someone else's dick!
bunker duck by sleepyferret February 4, 2009

Ugly Duck Syndrome (UDS)

When someone was ugly when they were young and is now sexy/looking good. They have ugly duck syndrome as they believe to be still ugly but are actually very good looking usually works well for the partner who met them when they were ugly. Ugly Duck Syndrome is a good looking person who lacks confidence or releases they are much hotter than they think and there partner but the partner is aware she has ugly duck syndrome.

Much like the tale of the ugly duck who turned in to a swan.
Wow she is so hot and does not realise it, she has ugly duck syndrome.

Man 1: I met a girl who is hot and she actually like me.
Man 2: She must have Ugly Duck Syndrome (UDS)

Butt Duck 

A beautiful term for an extremely Foul smelling fart. The term is made funnier if the fart sounds like quacking duck when expelled from the rectum. Though an SBD can still qualify as a Butt Duck if it is especially foul (emphasis on the word foul/fowl for comic effect). See frequently activated rectal tremble and shit flavored air.
"Fuck Mary, you shit a butt duck! I think you have cancer, something has crawled up your arse and died!"
Butt Duck by keifermail August 8, 2009

fuzzy duck 

A drinking game, popular in the UK. You need to have a good few people, and one person starts by saying the word "fuzzy duck." Everyone to the left keeps saying this until one person says "duzzy." The direction is changed from the left to the right, and is continued with the words "ducky fuzz." If somebody says the word "duzzy" then the direction changes again and resumes the phrase "fuzzy duck."

People have to take a drink if they mess up what they say, for example they say "does he fuck" or "fuck he does."

Simple but hilarious
person 1) fuzzy duck
person 2) fuzzy duck
person 3) duzzy
person 2) ducky fuzz
person 1) duzzy
person 2) fuck he d... oh shit!
everyone) haha - down it!
fuzzy duck by Pete October 15, 2004