douchebanger 

a type of mostly sucky, somewhat compulsory gathering or get-together marked by the attendance of primarily douchebags and douchebaguettes.

I'm totally pissed I have to go to this karaoke retirement party for my boss, it's going to be a total douchebanger.

douchebanger by kbesque July 6, 2010

Douchebachary

the Act of a douchebag being up to no good.

That dude is always up to douchebachary

Douchebachary by comedybum July 17, 2010

douschebaggery 

The act of being a douschebag

stop all of this damned douschebaggery!

douschebaggery by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010

Deuchebagetry 

The commiting of one or more, known acts of deuchebaggedness.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is begining to show signs of terminal deuchebagetry.

Deuchebagetry by Dr. Bag December 2, 2011

doucheagogue 

A portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument.

I had to listen to Steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.

doucheagogue by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012

douchebachery 

Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.

Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."

douchebachery by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013

Douchevag 

The female equivalent of a douchebag. Typically reserved for a lesbian who is much too into herself and her 'gifts'.

Jozie: "I can get any bitch in this bar, man, just watch me. They all want some of this!"

Kat: "Why do all my girl friends have to be such douchevages?"

Douchevag by MIDGAF July 24, 2013