shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019

jack carpenter

handsome and cute and an anerexitic who plays smash bros and likes to smash his bros

i am jack carpenter and i love tyler stone and being gay for noah carey

by ya boiiiyaboiii September 24, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.

I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.

by frosty dog September 30, 2019

banana carpet

weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use

"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet

by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019

Julia Carpenter

If you have a Julia Carpenter in your life run! shes scary but nice and funny at most times. She likes to sit in her room all day and cry. She naps pretty frequently...too frequently. This bitch is always missing school or shes late. she is the best friend you want. She is sometimes too lazy to do anything but she is a fun girl to get food with and go to parties with. If you have a julia carpenter, be ready for lots lots of crying but fun times whens she is not.

person: "you have a julia carpenter in your life?
persn 2: " yes its pretty amazing"

by shhh its a secret November 15, 2019

Leaking Carpenter

When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.

Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.

by ZairStorm December 6, 2019