Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card

Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.

by holtster March 9, 2016

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cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER

I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.

by Thepenispull December 13, 2021

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FW17 Cardistry Cards

The best cardistry cards.

I.M. GA says: Hey! I want to learn cardistry. Which cards can you recommend?
De.d. Mem: Hmm... Maybe you should try FW17 Cardistry Cards.

by KonbyrStang May 6, 2019

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The state when a person became the air you needed to survive. The state when a person became your only certainty and your home. The state when that person becomes the blood in your veins, the marrows in your bone, and the life force that keeps you alive. The state when a person became the reason you're breathing, your heart beating, and your mind thinking. The state of love when a person became your everything.

You're my carde in this world of uncertainty.

The love that I'm feeling for you is carde.

Even the time turns against us, even the fates forbid us, you will always be my carde.

by Cardevil Lossier October 21, 2021

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black uno reverse card

It is when you’re black or a transfer student from an HBCU who transfers to a PWI! Employers preferred a white institution over a black one on your resume!

When you date a black chick and then regret dating her! Then date a different race of women who you refer to as your trophy wife or hoe!

1. I got hazed by the black frat brothers I need to pull a black uno reverse card!

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This black woman crazy I better black uno reverse card her for a fine Filipina wife or hoe!

by Cbasm6s November 5, 2023

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