cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004

cunt rush

When a group or individual comes into the store 10 to 15 minutes before closing, and you have to stay open and put up with their bullshit.

"We were just about to close up when we were hit with a cunt rush"

by Patrick Mofo June 8, 2007

wad of cunt

someone who sucks so bad at life that they're worthless and deserve to be called out for it

You are such a wad of cunt, i can't believe your mom didn't give you back!

by raidersslurpee April 6, 2009

Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.

Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Cunt muffler

A device that keeps some vaginas from making a whole bunch of noise when they're driving.

Man, put a cunt muffler on that bitch's snatch. It won't shut up.

by Pollup January 14, 2008

cunt rifle

Someone that is such a cunt, they are literally emanating cuntness out of themselves at a very high speed, therefore becoming a cunt rifle.

Someone that is always being a cunt and looks for opportunities to be a cunt, shooting others down.

Tasha turned into a cunt rifle last week after her PMS made everyone hate her.

John: What's up Sam?
Sam: Hey fuck you John, you can suck a dick.
John: What the hell... fucking cunt rifle.

by Chobhat April 23, 2008

cunt plug

Another word for tampon.

Girl - "Just need to go change my cunt plug"
Boy - "Ewww, gross"

by Spuff April 26, 2006