Salad cunt

He thinks he's better then everyone else just because he eats salad. Mostly described for vegans. They also smear vinager all over your fucking phone!!! They're just big cunts

Jacques is a salad cunt

by Isaackedurmom March 30, 2017

russian cunt

a person playing Counter Strike : Global Offensive in European servers mocking the russian race by mic or chat spamming cyka blyat in chat or with a mic. Also known as a "silver"

Look at that russian cunt. He thinks he's so cool.

by xXxXxX_Dust_XxXxXx March 10, 2017

cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004

Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.

Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Cunt muffler

A device that keeps some vaginas from making a whole bunch of noise when they're driving.

Man, put a cunt muffler on that bitch's snatch. It won't shut up.

by Pollup January 14, 2008

cunt rifle

Someone that is such a cunt, they are literally emanating cuntness out of themselves at a very high speed, therefore becoming a cunt rifle.

Someone that is always being a cunt and looks for opportunities to be a cunt, shooting others down.

Tasha turned into a cunt rifle last week after her PMS made everyone hate her.

John: What's up Sam?
Sam: Hey fuck you John, you can suck a dick.
John: What the hell... fucking cunt rifle.

by Chobhat April 23, 2008

cunt plug

Another word for tampon.

Girl - "Just need to go change my cunt plug"
Boy - "Ewww, gross"

by Spuff April 26, 2006