couch crazy

The disease you develop after a long period of time spent on the couch.(mostly because of injury) People that suffer from this become sick in the head and are very irritable. Common behaviors are swearing, talking about violence, yelling, and frequent masturbation.

Tommy broke his leg and spent the whole summer on the couch. He spoke of purchasing fire arms, started wearing more flannel than Al Borlin, and masturbated so much he lost interest. This is a prime example of going couch crazy.

by Taigh McDonagh October 12, 2008

canine crazy

People or families who build their entire lives around their dogs; their entire existence involves talking about, entertaining and pampering their dogs.

I've got to hurry up and get back inside because my neighbor is canine crazy. Every time I see her, all she does is talk about her two poodles. dog crazy, dog nuts, pet mania, animal lovers

by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014

going crazy

out of control, going nuts

OMG! I'm going crazy!

by Boob glock October 28, 2007

cat-crazy

Someone (stereotypically a girl) who is absolutely obsessed with cats. This person will generally spend more time with their cat than their actual friends( assuming they have any human friends). This person will also kiss other people's cats (regardless the relationship with person, a cat-crazy individual has no problem kissing and holding cats of people they just met minutes before). A cat-lover enjoys those"lolcats "photos and often talks to cats, honestly believing that they can communicate with cats. A cat-lover also spends a large amount of time talking to others about cats, takes approximately 750 photos of their own cat every 3 weeks, and owns numerous amounts of cat related paraphernalia (i.e. cat sweaters, cat figurines, cat mugs, etc).

1) Wow, Lindsey is so cat-crazy. She just got a new cat and she just loves it so much that she spends hours telling others about it and won't leave her apartment.

2) I'm worried Kalli might be getting cat-crazy, she is showing some signs because she was texting photos of her cat to someone....


3)Dude, watch out for that girl. I stole her cat figurine once and I did not realize how cat-crazy she was and she went ballistic and started yelling and cussing!

Well ya man, bitches be crazy.... cat-crazy.

by Oscarnuts March 14, 2009

bat-shit crazy

Crazy to a degree bordering on complete insanity. The state in which one makes decisions which make the exact opposite of sense.

See also: bat-shit

Why did Erin cheat on you with that greaseball?
- Because she's bat-shit crazy.

by DJ Bitterbarn August 11, 2004

Beat off crazy

To masturbate one's self into an insane state.

Jaime is beat off crazy this weekend, we won't see her until Monday.

by Abnerone March 18, 2005

Full Bag of Crazy

An ex-girlfriend that exhibits signs of clinging, late night drivebys, rumor-spreading.

As Sarah would say, "That chick is a full bag of crazy!".

by Dark Star January 5, 2008