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crack apple 

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
crack apple by fo zum April 26, 2009
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Crack-Heads 

To become beyond excited about an event.
The home team scored a winning touchdown in the final seconds and the crowd just went crack-heads.
Crack-Heads by Zo, Joose, and Jeff November 21, 2005
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crack attack 

Usually an attack from someone who suffers from Tourette syndrome and hasn't been or does not want to be diagnosed.
"Hi. I'm Dan the SHIT! FUCK! BALLS! Guy."

"Damn. Poor guy is having another crack attack."
crack attack by ButtWhOle August 18, 2009

crack-a-lackin 

"You getting it Myrna?"

"Nah, that bitch is crack-a-lackin
crack-a-lackin by pro-noun king August 13, 2003

crack troops 

Mercinary soldiers who fight in exchange for drugs (usually crack cocaine, hence the term, 'crack troops'). Can usually be found in the bed of a Crack Whore if you need to hire one.
Did you see that film on crack troops in Vietnam?
crack troops by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Crack Minkey Fiend 

1. DAt crazy person think they know it all
2. Crack addict
3Crazy FOOl
DAT "Crack minkey Fiend" jus tried to tell me off haha dey stupid.

Crack on with the snack on! 

to partake in the eating of a meal, but do not wish to cook
crack on wiv a snak on clart??

U knows it!!