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Cock Capturer 

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.
"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"
Cock Capturer by WILMA March 27, 2015
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A planned encounter for casual sex with a male.
I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a cock date.

I have a cock date tonight with this new guy I met online.
cock date by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015

Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.
Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.

Cock doodling 

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.
I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.
Cock doodling by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

cock skiing 

The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..
She was cock skiing the both of us..
cock skiing by THrrn July 12, 2016

Cock Fondue 

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick
Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night
Cock Fondue by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016

Cock shy 

Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.
I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!
Cock shy by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016