Malibu Blast

finger blasting someone inside of a Chevy Malibu

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after

by Dave Roth February 11, 2024

Booch Blast

When your kombucha fizzes upon opening and blasts all over you

"Sorry I'm late, I had a booch blast"

by zzburg May 9, 2019

Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

flavor blasting

when a blast of flavor hits you like bawls to the jaw (bawls to the jaw)

“can i put my bawls in yo jaws?” (bawls in yo jaws”
“as long as you give me a flavor blasting”

by skymshea August 26, 2021

Blo'hol Blast

It is the holiest drink to bless the planet. Made from blended vaporeons there is nothing better. Gamer girl bathwater has nothing on the holy apparatus that is Blo'hol Blast.

Thanks, bro for Blo'Hol blasting me last night.
Yeah man, no problem.

by expert creamer February 15, 2024

Sheep "Blasted"

Sheep "Blasted" Means a victim suffer heavy disorientation by sheep affection. And is also alternative therm for headache. It may also have harder impact on skinny people.

Sheep "Blasted" could be put up as an example of situation like Headache or pain

"Ahh this sheep brings me grave pain"

"This headache is natural cause of sheep"

"I Feel suffer, due to fact Sheep brought pain"

by Sheep "Blasted" April 24, 2017