schteving my bill

A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school

(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.

by notyaD May 20, 2014

Reverse Buffalo Bill

When a dude is sitting on a small toilet seat and has to pull his twig and berries forward so they don’t fall in the toilet bowl while he’s taking a shit.

Mike had to Reverse Buffalo Bill himself so he could use the toilet on the houseboat.

by Rhinoceros Honches May 28, 2023

Teen bill of rights

A bill that ASFAR is trying to get passes that will give teen the same rights as any other age grupe.
Some of the rights are the right to have sex with anyone 13 and up, the right to carry guns if teens carried guns Columbine would have had a different outcome, to make contracts, no more antiteen cerfews, the right to marry by there own consent ect.

What do you think of the teen bill of rights?

by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009

Pay my bills.

The term "Paying my bills" is generally slang for Masturbation (Jacking off, Beating your meat, choking the chicken)

I got home last night after practice and decided to "Pay my bills."

"Made by the crimsion chin"

by Mascottt April 8, 2010

Bill Cosby Shot

This is a new take on a classic Mind Eraser shot recipe. The Bill Cosby shot calls for 1oz Crown Royal Apple and 1oz Kahlua. Both liquids are poured over ice in a tall glass. The glass is then filled with soda water to the top. Insert a straw and chug the shot through the straw from the bottom of the glass until no liquid is left.

The bartender served us a Bill Cosby Shot and we all passed out.

by Lou patton May 20, 2018

Reverse Bill Cosby

Getting naked and running into someone's house, once caught you knock yourself out.

Always use protection when Reverse Bill Cosby-ing!

by snoog48 July 28, 2016

bill maherred

1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.

1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.

2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011