When a dude is sitting on a small toilet seat and has to pull his twig and berries forward so they don’t fall in the toilet bowl while he’s taking a shit.
by Rhinoceros Honches May 28, 2023

Cheating on your wife with an intern, preferably Monica Lewinsky, then lying about it for a couple of months to finally go on and make a public apology in which you stress your right to privacy and by means of which you can actually pull it of to gain wide public political support for your deceptive ways.
Hey look at Michael. He never refrains from pulling a Bill Clinton and his wife always lets him off the hook.
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 5, 2010

A bill that ASFAR is trying to get passes that will give teen the same rights as any other age grupe.
Some of the rights are the right to have sex with anyone 13 and up, the right to carry guns if teens carried guns Columbine would have had a different outcome, to make contracts, no more antiteen cerfews, the right to marry by there own consent ect.
Some of the rights are the right to have sex with anyone 13 and up, the right to carry guns if teens carried guns Columbine would have had a different outcome, to make contracts, no more antiteen cerfews, the right to marry by there own consent ect.
by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009

The term "Paying my bills" is generally slang for Masturbation (Jacking off, Beating your meat, choking the chicken)
by Mascottt April 8, 2010

This is a new take on a classic Mind Eraser shot recipe. The Bill Cosby shot calls for 1oz Crown Royal Apple and 1oz Kahlua. Both liquids are poured over ice in a tall glass. The glass is then filled with soda water to the top. Insert a straw and chug the shot through the straw from the bottom of the glass until no liquid is left.
by Lou patton May 20, 2018

by snoog48 July 28, 2016

1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.
1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
